My Speeding Ticket.....

                                              I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING

                                                            THIS MORNING .

                                                                 I THOUGHT

                                                              I COULD TALK

                                                          MY WAY OUT OF IT

                                                  UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT

                                                  MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT

Happy Sunday....

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,  Good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

 

 

 

Happy Friday....Friday Follow (March 26)

I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend...

Love this Coffee...

The recipe is real easy to make. To make the cappuccino is the sameway to make regular coffee, you are just adding in two more steps. I learned this recipe from a co-worker.

Step 1: Measure the cups of coffee you will like to make. Pour water where it goes on your machine.


Step 2: Measure the amount of coffee.


Step 3: Add a couple of tablespoons of the cappuccino mix at the bottom of your coffee pot. Place coffee pot in position and start to brew your coffee.


Step 4: Once coffee is done stir the coffee then add the condensed milk to the coffee. You can add as much as you like. If you like your coffee dark you can add alittle bit. If you like your coffee light you can add at least half the can. (I like my coffee light).Once you have added the amount of milk you would like you can stir it all together.


Step 5: Pour coffee into coffee cups top with it whip cream and add some carmel syrup on top.




Ingredients:

Coffee mix-vanilla flavor
Cappuccino mix-double mocha
Magnolia-condensed milk
Whip Cream
Carmel Syrup

 

Kids are Quick...This is too funny....

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. '

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook..
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir.. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!


LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

Under Construction....

Sorry for any inconvience..I have had the blog under consrtuction..This is a test..Please let me know if you like my new look of my blog and please let me know if leaving a comment is better...

Thank you,

Happy St. Patrick's Day.....

St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day is here, you see.

We'll pick some shamrocks, one, two, three.

We'll count the leaves and look them over,

And maybe find a four-leafed clover.

I'll sew green buttons on my vest,

Green for St. Patrick is the best.

I'll wear a green hat, very high,

And dance a jig--at least I'll try!

Today is a special day fo me....

Today is a very special day. As of today I have reached my one year anniversary of blogging. It has been an awesome experience to get to know some wonderful bloggers out there. I also get a chance to read there wonderful blogs and I get the chance to follow them..I also get to celebrate that I have offically reached y 100th post..This is very exciting...i want to thank everyone wh has helped me with my blogging fom the first time I started and didn't know what to do..I want to thank everyone who is following my blog also..Without everyone who leaves me comments or who takes the moment to read and follow my blog I don't think I would have made it this far...Thank you everyone...

My nails....

Here is a picture of my nails...I love to get my nails done all the time..I use to do just the french manicure and now I got back into doing designs on my nails...Here is the first design that I have done...I get my nails done like every three weeks so I am going to try and keep doing a different design on them..If you have any designs that you think I may like you can share them with me and I just might pick your design to be the next one I do on my nails...I think will be one of my posts that I will keep you up to date on...I will try and post my new designs when I go...This will be my weekend posts...I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend....I can't wait to share with all of my bloggers friends my next nail design....

Happy Friday...

Giveaway is now closed...

I would like to congradulate Jenny over at Jenny Matlock for winning this wonderful giveaway..Thnk you Jenny for taking the time out to stop by my blog and to enter this wonderful giveaway..I hope to see you win more giveaways..

Thank you,

Attitude and Gratitude Award.....

I am extremely happy to recieve this Attitude and Gratitude from Elle. Thank you so much. This has made my day. When you have a chance please stop b Elle's blog and check it out..

I would like to nominate the following blogs on a wonderful job that they are doing with sharing recipes and there giveaways, also lets not mention all the interesting things that they write..And my nominees are.

• Just Joycee
• Mynew30
• Crazedmind
• Deepsouthdish
• Mytastytreasures
• Ladybug Mama of 2
• Myreasonstoblog
• Elle

For the nominees: these are the rules... pass it on!

- Put the Lemonade logo on your blog or within your post.
- Nominate at least 10 blogs with great attitude or gratitude.
- Link to the nominees within your post.
- Let the nominees know they have received this award by commenting on their blog.
- Share the love and link to the person from whom you received this award.
 
 
 

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• Follow Me (1 entry)

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Please make sure if you do not have a valid email address on your blog or profile, add it to your comment so I can contact you easily.



Giveaway closes March 10th @ 11:59pm. Winner will be picked on March 11th and notified by email, a post will follow. Winner has 72 hours to reply to my email otherwise a new winner will be picked.

 

Quote for today.....

Crystallize your goals. Make a plan for achieving them and set yourself a deadline. Then, with supreme confidence, determination and disregard for obstacles and other people's criticisms, carry out your plan.

                                                                         Paul Meyer

Quote for the day.....

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined.

                                                                 -Henry David Thoreau