Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Installing a Husband.....

Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under


Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as


NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.


Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.




What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate.
--------------------------------------------------
DEAR DESPERATE,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.


Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html,


Try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.


However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download
the FartingandSnoringLoudlyBeta.


Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)


In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crashHusband
1.0.


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck ,
Tech Support

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

This is too funny....

WIFE FROM HELL




A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '


Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'


As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,

'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'


The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'


As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,

'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'


The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.

That's an automatic $75 fine.'


The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'


The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'


And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'


The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'



(I love this part)


"Only when he's been drinking.!!'

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Happy Earth Day.....



Our Earth



The Earth is ours to enjoy

For every little girl and boy.

But we must always be aware.

That all its beauty we must share

With all the children yet to come,

Who want to laugh and play and run

Around the trees and in the fields.



So we must keep our planet free

From messy trash and debris

With air that's clean and fresh and clear

For all to breathe from year to year.

We must never ever abuse

Our sweet Earth that's ours to use.
 
 

Monday, April 19, 2010

My Nails

As I promised I will post my nails everytime I get them done....Here is the design that I did this time...I will keep you posted for the next one....



Sunday, April 18, 2010

Mini Ice Cream Cookie Cups

Hello to all my bloggers...I was sent this receipe over the weekend and I made them with my kids...We had a lot of fun....You can visit the site Pillsbury.com to see this recipe and to get other wonderful recipes. Here are the instructions on hw to make them...I hope everyone has a fun time doing them, I know I did....Lt me know how they came out...I used strawberries for the top instead of rasberries and I also used strawberry jam instead of rasberry jam......I like strawberries more....You can use whichever you perfer to use....



INGREDIENTS


1 package (16 oz) Pillsbury® Ready to Bake!™ refrigerated sugar cookies (24 cookies)

4 teaspoons sugar

1/3 cup Fisher® Chef’s Naturals® Chopped Walnuts, finely chopped

1/2 cup Hershey’s® semi-sweet chocolate baking chips

1/4 cup Smucker’s® Seedless Red Raspberry Jam

1 1/2 cups vanilla bean ice cream, softened

24 fresh raspberries


DIRECTIONS

1. Heat oven to 350°F. Spray 24 mini muffin cups with Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray. Place 1 cookie dough round in each muffin cup. Bake 15 to 20 minutes or until golden brown.

2. Place 2 teaspoons of the sugar in small bowl. Dip end of wooden spoon handle in sugar; carefully press into center of each cookie to make 1-inch-wide indentation. Cool completely in pan, about 20 minutes.

3. Meanwhile, in small bowl, mix walnuts and remaining 2 teaspoons sugar; set aside. In small microwavable bowl, microwave chocolate chips uncovered on High 30 to 60 seconds, stirring after 30 seconds, until smooth.

4. Run knife around edges of cups to loosen; gently remove from pan. Dip rim of each cup into melted chocolate, then into walnut mixture. Place walnut side up on cookie sheet with sides.

5. In another small microwavable bowl, microwave jam uncovered on High about 15 seconds until melted. Spoon 1/2 teaspoon jam into each cup. Freeze cups about 5 minutes or until chocolate is set.

6. Spoon ice cream into cups, using small cookie scoop or measuring tablespoon. Top each cup with fresh raspberry; serve immediately.


 

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Giveaway....Door Hangers


I am really glad to get the opportunity to host this giveaway for these wonderful door hangers. I have used these in the past to promote my own business and they really work. If you this giveaway you will recieve the following pertaining to the door hangers:

Hangtag (Door Hangers)


250 - 2x3.5
14pt cardstock gloss
3/16 hole drilling
hole location: top-center; top-left; top-right

What a great way to start up a new business or to promote an already on-going business. You can also stop by Uprinting.com to check out the different types of Door Hangers or you can check out the Clothes Tags.

How to Enter:(please leave separate comment for each entry)


•Follow Me (1 entry)

•Grab my Blog Button and blog about the giveaway (4 extra entries)
  • Visit one of  Uprintings links above and tell me what other products you are interested in. (2 enteies)

Please make sure if you do not have a valid email address on your blog or profile, add it to your comment so I can contact you easily.



Giveaway closes April 10th@ 11:59pm. Winner will be picked on April 12th and notified by email, a post will follow. Winner has 72 hours to reply to my email otherwise a new winner will be picked.



Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Easter Everyone....


Easter Bunny Hugs And Kisses



That cute little bunny has hopped all day,
delivering baskets for the holiday.
His paws are so tired and his nose how it itches,
He left you something special to fulfill all your wishes-
Lots of cute little Easter bunny hugs and kisses


I want to wish everyone a Happy Easter and I hope everyone has a wonderful day....



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