Installing a Husband.....

Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under


Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as


NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.


Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.




What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.


Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html,


Try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.


However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download
the FartingandSnoringLoudlyBeta.


Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)


In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crashHusband
1.0.


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck ,
Tech Support