A Real Man....

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will

never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure

and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never

thought she could do; to live without fear

and forget regret. He will enable her to

express her deepest emotions and give in to

her most intimate desires. He will make sure

she always feels as though she's the most

beautiful woman in the room and will enable

her to be the most confident, sexy,

seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.

Never mind.